i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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