Where did you get a picture of my penis
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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