vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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