Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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