Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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