I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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