Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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