it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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