I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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