Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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