And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She said her name was "party"
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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