gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm both gender and math confused
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