So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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