I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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