I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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