Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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