last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just want nice things and good sex
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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