What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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