i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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