is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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