So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
When are your genitals available?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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