I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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