do herpes really smell.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
