Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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