Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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