come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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