Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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