I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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