I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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