Sponge bath it is.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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