he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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