David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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