"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
