I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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