I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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