dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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