I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
