i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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