his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Randomize
