brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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