what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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