found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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