We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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