Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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