Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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