Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
40s are totally the cure
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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