i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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