It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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