Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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