I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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