I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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