C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
do herpes really smell.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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