Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
being pregnant is like rehab
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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