please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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